FUNNY MILITARY QUOTES

[XDC EGGY]

heard a former Seal team 6 member say this

Its not the age but the mileage. I have a lot of bandades and bubble gum holding me together

what are some of the funniest and badass quotes you've come across in your time in the service

 

[XGC Define XS]

" if you ain't dying you ain't trying"

 

[Kaydin910]

Nut to butt, make your buddy happy.

For you infantry guys that know how to spoon....

 

[SYN CAVSCOUT]

Suffer in Silence!

 

[Typok]

One Ive found myself saying to my daughter a lot lately is "drink water, drive on". (shes 4 lol) Oldey but goodey.

Also "Blue Falcon"

 

[SkullBoyCarlos]

if u aint smiling u aint close enough. (reference to "nut to butt")

as navy air traffic controller: you put it up, we put it in
as navy operations specialist(os): In god we trust. All other we monitor./ cant spell boss without os
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

and also telling someone to "hydrate" for any problem.

 

[SilverFang]

One shot one kill all is one one for all

 

[XDC EGGY]

Shooting hot coms all over the world or shut your **** holster(thats a classic)

 

[JBat13]

Another good one is 100 men go down 48 couples and a dead man come up. Submarines

 

[XDC EGGY]

embrace the suck is always a good one

 

[XGC GunnyH360]

"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend."
- U.S. Marine Corps

 

[KarJac187]

Shut up and color

 

[XGC Wid0wMak3r]

My favorite is always

"Be at the armory at 0430" don't leave till 0900

 

[shuffle909]

[For any problem] Take some aspirin and change your socks!

 

[JBat13]

Navy way: No matter what's wrong take 2 Ibuprofen and hydrate fixes things from headaches to lost limbs.

 

[SilverFang]

Worst thing on the battlefield is a officer asking for directions

 

[JimmyKuddo]

I like these slogans.

 

[XGC Kimber]

In basic training:

DS: So your wife left you and took your child?
PVT: Yes DS
DS: Alright, we are going to her house and busting in her door. Kill her and take the child. We leave in the morning.

 

[XGC Grey Gauss]

Most of the quotes aren't forum friendly. In OSUT we were told, "You only leave here in one of two ways, either cuffs or a body bag!" I took that with me the rest of my career.

 

[XGC DEATH SHOT]

Working on an M88A1 my NCO sticks half of his body between the engine and the bulkhead and gets stuck...."Hey guys, always remember....Do as I say, Not as I do...and you wont get stuck like i just did. Now can someone please help me out.

An officer in my unit on a foot patrol in Afgahnistan...."Do you want to see what I learned at the academy?"