CHUCK NORRIS JOKES

[KoG Solid Gold]

post all of you chuck norris jokes here xD

 

[KoG Gibz XD]

jesus walked on water, chuck norris walked on jesus

 

[KoG Tarific]

abraham lincoln may have freed the slaves but chuck norris is everyones master

 

[KoG Gibz XD]

chuck norris slammed a revolving door....twice

 

[KoG Tarific]

chuck norris doesnt battle he just allows u to lose

 

[KoG Solid Gold]

Chuck norris doesnt have seamen, he has navy seals!

 

[XDC Jinno]

chuck norris counted from one to infinite...twice lol

 

[KoG Tarific]

chuck norris...... enough said

 

[TidalBuddhaFrog]

Chuck Norris has a second beard 'beneath his beard

 

[KoG Gibz XD]

some people spare some change....chuck norris spares lives

 

[CRImsoNxCLuTcH]

chuck norris doesn't go skydiving because he doesn't want another grand canyon.

 

[XDC Jinno]

Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language.

 

[Deleted Spam Bot]

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

 

[KoG Gibz XD]

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

 

[XGC TOLKIEN]

When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down.

 

[Tha Matches]

Chuck Norris doesn't need jokes. The dude is 71, he's on welfare for god's sake. Leave him alone.

 

[parkourkid123]

chuck norris has a third fist IN HIS BEARD

 

[XGC Komandosow]

The immaculate conception is known by Chuck as a misconception as he is the one who gave birth to Jesus

 

[XGC DwningPhenx]

When chuck norris does a push up he is really pushing the earth down

 

[XGC DwningPhenx]

Chuck norris has a third fist under his beard