CALL OF DUTY: ADVANCED WARFARE, A MIDNIGHT RELEASE SURVIVAL GUIDE
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I've gotta open tuesday morning, and run the store till close alone. I can't stay up all night 
I'll be on for like two hours lol.
I'll be on for like two hours lol.
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This is a repost from last year. Good Luck Everyone!!
Looking to maximize your Call of Duty experience on release day? Here is a quick survival guide to stake your life on. Activate your inner Beast Mode and keep fragin Noobs well into the next morning. Feel free to add your own ideas.
1. 3 Hungry Man Dinners
2. 1 Gallon of Gatorade
3. 4 Liters of Cola
4. 8 Monster Energy Drinks. (Only substitutable for Redbull. Anything else tastes like cat ****.)
5. 1 Pack of disposable diapers. (Fragin your pants is a lot less enjoyable than fraggin an opponent.)
6. 5 Reusable Catheters. (Scratch this, Catheters are no joke fellas, use a portable Urinal.)
7. 1 bag of Funyuns
8. 1 bag of BBQ Fritos
9. 1 Box of Hot Pockets Breakfast. (NO PIZZA GARBAGE!!)
10. 1 Bologna Sandwich. (If you want to go the extra mile, Jimmy Johns is an excellent choice.)
11. 2 Bananas. (Hypokalemia is a serious illness.)
12. 1 XL Hoodie
13. 1 life size poster of Chuck Norris. (Try to doze off with Chuck Norris staring at you... I dare you.)
14. 2 Gladiator Mice. (I have everything and you have nothing!!)
15. 2 Internet powering Hamsters. (One Hamster must be able to say "Row")
Looking to maximize your Call of Duty experience on release day? Here is a quick survival guide to stake your life on. Activate your inner Beast Mode and keep fragin Noobs well into the next morning. Feel free to add your own ideas.
1. 3 Hungry Man Dinners
2. 1 Gallon of Gatorade
3. 4 Liters of Cola
4. 8 Monster Energy Drinks. (Only substitutable for Redbull. Anything else tastes like cat ****.)
5. 1 Pack of disposable diapers. (Fragin your pants is a lot less enjoyable than fraggin an opponent.)
6. 5 Reusable Catheters. (Scratch this, Catheters are no joke fellas, use a portable Urinal.)
7. 1 bag of Funyuns
8. 1 bag of BBQ Fritos
9. 1 Box of Hot Pockets Breakfast. (NO PIZZA GARBAGE!!)
10. 1 Bologna Sandwich. (If you want to go the extra mile, Jimmy Johns is an excellent choice.)
11. 2 Bananas. (Hypokalemia is a serious illness.)
12. 1 XL Hoodie
13. 1 life size poster of Chuck Norris. (Try to doze off with Chuck Norris staring at you... I dare you.)
14. 2 Gladiator Mice. (I have everything and you have nothing!!)
15. 2 Internet powering Hamsters. (One Hamster must be able to say "Row")
LOL I bet the numbers would be... I took a day of leave "Vacation Day" just for this night. Popcorn is ready, Tea is cold, and the wife is onboard. What else can a man ask for.
You should add those awesome Advanced Warfare sweat pants you were eyeing up the other night. Buttons? Who needs buttons?
