OK so this is what I came up with......I know its not all of what you requested but in order to get all of what you wanted it would have took me quit a long time and even then Im not sure Im that good at animation to create my own clip and I think it would have been impossible to find a clip already made of everything you wanted, lol!!! If you would like to use this sig and wait to see if I can come up with something like what you originally requested thats fine but no promises I can pull it off....or if this is good enough for you let me know!!! Hope you like it.
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