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<blockquote data-quote="XGC Mrs Smith" data-source="post: 366106" data-attributes="member: 78337"><p>A man walks in to a bar and asks the bartender for a 7 & 7. The bartender throws him an apple. The customer looked at the apple puzzled; The bartender tells him' "Just take a bite." He does and in amazement he says' "This tastes like seagrams." The bartender tells him to then turn the apple over and take another bite. He does and says, "Wow this tastes like seven-up". He walks away from the bartender and right behind him is another customer, who then asks for a jack and coke. The bartender throws him an apple and says, "Just try it." The man takes a bite and says, "Wow this tastes like Jack." The bartender tells the man, "Turn it over", the man turns the apple over and takes another bite. He says, "This tastes just like coke." He walks away very please. Another man walks up to the bartender and tells him, "Get me something that tastes like ((lady parts))!" The bartender throws him an apple and says just try it. The man does as he's told and spits the apple back out at the bartender and says, "This apple tastes like s***", The bartender tells him, "Turn it over!" </p><p>Please let me know if anyone is offended by this and I will remove it immediately.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="XGC Mrs Smith, post: 366106, member: 78337"] A man walks in to a bar and asks the bartender for a 7 & 7. The bartender throws him an apple. The customer looked at the apple puzzled; The bartender tells him' "Just take a bite." He does and in amazement he says' "This tastes like seagrams." The bartender tells him to then turn the apple over and take another bite. He does and says, "Wow this tastes like seven-up". He walks away from the bartender and right behind him is another customer, who then asks for a jack and coke. The bartender throws him an apple and says, "Just try it." The man takes a bite and says, "Wow this tastes like Jack." The bartender tells the man, "Turn it over", the man turns the apple over and takes another bite. He says, "This tastes just like coke." He walks away very please. Another man walks up to the bartender and tells him, "Get me something that tastes like ((lady parts))!" The bartender throws him an apple and says just try it. The man does as he's told and spits the apple back out at the bartender and says, "This apple tastes like s***", The bartender tells him, "Turn it over!" Please let me know if anyone is offended by this and I will remove it immediately. [/QUOTE]
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