CHUCK NORRIS FACTS.

[XGC Phobia]

LOL i love reading these

 

[XGC WHITE NITRO]

hey guys watch the double posting...anyways chuck norris's tears can cure cancer....too bad he never cries

 

[XGC BIZARRE]

They just made a Chuck Norris in 3D movie but cancelled it after the first showing because a 3D roundhouse kick killed the whole audience....

 

[XGC BIZARRE]

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding....

 

[XGC ABSENT]

Psssh chuck Norris sucks!

Chuck Norris once challenged vin diesel to an ARM wrestling match....

Mr. T won!

 

[The 1 Mr E]

Psssh chuck Norris sucks!

Chuck Norris once challenged vin diesel to an ARM wrestling match....

Mr. T won!

Good one, How bout this?

On January 12, 1995 Chuck Norris shaved his beard. On January 13, 1995 Chuck Norris filed a missing person claim on himself.

 

[The Faithful 09]

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

 

[The Faithful 09]

Another good one.... 'Lighting once struck Chuck Norris. He struck back. This started the expression lighting never strikes the same Chuck Norris twice'....¡pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ʎɯ ǝʞoɹq sıɹɹou ʞɔnɥɔ

 

[KoG Boots]

hahaha good laughs. Chuck Norris is the reason why the Angry Birds are so Angry...

 

[LM Designz]

When Chuck Norris jumps in the water, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Norris'd.

 

[The Faithful 09]

The name's Norris...Chuck Norris. Bad Guys: "We surrender".....End Of Movie

 

[FireSaver82]

When a zombie bites Chuck Norris the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.

 

[The 1 Mr E]

Chuck Norris fought Mr. T, Rambo, Tupac, Bruce Lee, and the pink and yellow Power Rangers and lost, then vowed never to return to the nursing home on Halloween again.

 

[KoG Coasty]

Chuck Norris didn't turn 70. 70 turned chuck norris.

 

[The 1 Mr E]

Chuck Norris never learned to swim because his family's gene pool was too small.