CHUCK NORRIS FACTS.

[KoG Solid Gold]

Post all of your chuck facts here.

 

[mike9956]

Chuck Norris once got into a staring contest with the sun....and won.

 

[Prpl Platypus]

Chuck norris is so awesome he taught a penguin to fly

 

[XGC BIZARRE]

A giraffe is what happens when chuck Norris uppercuts a horse...

 

[XGC BIZARRE]

When chuck Norris hit puberty...it died....

 

[XGC BIZARRE]

Chuck Norris can make a happy meal cry....

 

[XGC BIZARRE]

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret....

 

[XGC BIZARRE]

Chuck Norris can make a smart car feel stupid....

 

[XGC BIZARRE]

When chuck Norris plays Halo, he gives more teabags than Lipton..

 

[XGC BIZARRE]

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch...he decides what time it is....

 

[XGC BIZARRE]

Chuck Norris killed one stone with two birds...

 

[XGC BIZARRE]

Chuck Norris can kick you in the face with his fist....

 

[XGC BIZARRE]

Chuck Norris can put a hole in the sun....with a snowball...

 

[XGC BIZARRE]

Chuck Norris can defeat the entire spartan army...with a nerf sword and a pillow for a shield...

 

[XGC BIZARRE]

Chuck Norris can sell money....

 

[XGC BIZARRE]

Chuck Norris doesn't pull fire alarms....he touches them and they scream....

 

[XGC BIZARRE]

Chuck Norris can send text messages with a pay phone....

 

[Panda]

Chuck Norris Knows how many chucks a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck chuck wood!

 

[Panda]

Chuck Norris Once moved a mastadon!

 

[Panda]

You live because chuck norris lets you live!