ASK A SEXY PENGUIN

[A Sexy Penguin]

ask me any question and i guarantee the all answer will be 3% right

 

[XGC CouchBurner]

how are icebergs created?

 

[A Sexy Penguin]

why are you asking me go search on google or something lol

 

[KoG SHARPSHOT]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lolli pop?

 

[A Sexy Penguin]

20569 divided by 5 subtracted by 30 multiplied by 1 then divided by 2 twice

 

[XGC CouchBurner]

why are you asking me go search on google or something lol

you said ask you...i was hoping for that 3% lol

 

[KoG ST3ALTH]

how many fingers am i holding up?

 

[KoG SHARPSHOT]

that is friggin hilarious.

 

[A Sexy Penguin]

how many fingers am i holding up?

none because when you see this and you reply your not going to have any fingers up because your typing

that is friggin hilarious.

sir thats not a question

 

[KoG SHARPSHOT]

why are you a sexy penguin?

 

[A Sexy Penguin]

because one night i came upon a small canister the said "austin power's mojo" and out of curiosity i drank it and thats why im a sexy penguin

 

[KoG SHARPSHOT]

Is this true? lol

 

[A Sexy Penguin]

of course i found it in a forest while looking for the nunchucking owl

 

[XGC CouchBurner]

if a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a noise?

 

[A Sexy Penguin]

you know someone asked me that question earlier

 

[KoG SHARPSHOT]

are you fat?

 

[XGC TR0LL]

what is normallity

 

[iSpew]

Have you spoken to a therapist?

 

[XGC xOCMx XC]

-What are the winning lottery numbers for next weeks Super Lotto?
-Do you talk to imaginary friends?
-Do you know the Muffin Man?
-What is the secret of the Universe?

 

[Jangles]

1. 1337
2. Those guys aren't imaginary. Are they?
3. I know him very well
4. Honor thy Jangles and your rewards will be bountiful