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<blockquote data-quote="XGC Shad0wBlade" data-source="post: 3853" data-attributes="member: 1338"><p>When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris</p><p></p><p>Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter</p><p></p><p>The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.</p><p></p><p>While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.</p><p></p><p>Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography</p><p></p><p>Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.</p><p></p><p>Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.</p><p></p><p>Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.</p><p></p><p>James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.</p><p></p><p>Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.</p><p></p><p>Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.</p><p></p><p>Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.</p><p></p><p>Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.</p><p></p><p>One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter. </p><p></p><p>Chuck Norris uses a live rattle snake for a condom.</p><p></p><p>Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. </p><p></p><p>Before God said "Let there be light", Chuck Norris said "Say Please."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="XGC Shad0wBlade, post: 3853, member: 1338"] When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears. While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium. Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink. Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb. James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair. Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter. Chuck Norris uses a live rattle snake for a condom. Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. Before God said "Let there be light", Chuck Norris said "Say Please." [/QUOTE]
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