CORRUPT A WISH GAME!

[XDC Dresden]

Who wants to play. The rules are simple. Wish for something. In a reply someone will say "granted, but..." and they will proceed to corrupt the wish.

Example:

Me: "I wish for a million dollars."

Person: "Granted, but unfortunately all of the worlds stock markets crashed and now all money is useless."


Simple enough, right?

*Idea courtesy of XGC Death Snipe.

 

[XDC Dresden]

Wish:

I wish I could fly. =)

 

[KoG Wizard]

Granted but you fly into a airplane engine

I wish i could control peoples thoughts

 

[XDC Dresden]

Granted, but unfortunately you have difficulty controlling your ability and lose control of your own thoughts. You eventually go crazy and have to be committed to a mental institute.

I wish Ben and Jerry's didn't discontinue their Oatmeal Cookie ice cream.

 

[Jupiter]

Granted but you must now pay 1,000 dollars a pint for it!

I wish it wasnt so hot in arizona

 

[XGC Aesire]

Granted, Arizona is now a popsicle, you have ruined the worlds natural temperature, the worlds polar's have reversed and now Mexico is Canada's temp, and Canada is hot as heck. The polar ice caps are melting.

I wish for world peace.

 

[Jupiter]

granted but now everyone keeps hugging eachother

I wish for a yummy breakfast right now

 

[XGC lolxero]

Granted, but it gave you food poisoning!

I wish I could take off work the next few months!

 

[XDC Dresden]

Granted, but you spent all of your money the first few days of celebrating your time off and now you're broke and homeless.

I wish I had a smoothie right now...

 

[XDC Jinno]

Granted but all the smoothie shops near you closed down from bankruptcy.

I wish i can go to another rock concert right now

 

[XDC Dresden]

Granted, but you're stuck at a backyard concert with crappy local bands (Not the good ones).

I wish I was out of Delaware!

 

[CYNiK sXe]

Granted, though you can pick which ever place in the world you would rather be, you will to be homeless however.

I was little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her. I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a 64' Impalar...

 

[XDC CHEF ZERO]

Granted but you cant walk through normal doorways, your a baller that cant make shots anway, you can call her but her phone got turned off, the bat knocked the rabbits head off, and the impalla got a flat.

I wish for a paid weeks vacation.

 

[XGC NewtypeZero]

Granted but during that week you break one of your hands and can't play video games

I wish I had the greatest musical talent with any instrument this world has ever known.

 

[XGC TOLKIEN]

Granted, but between signing and recording, your hands and face are damaged beyond reconstruction by a vicious beaver attack.

I wish I had a working spacecraft.

 

[SYN Imhotep]

Granted, but as you watched the show the stage fell killing you instantly.
I wish i had the ability to read minds.

 

[KoG Cleric]

I wish after 9th grade you get a year off from school

 

[XGC SkinnyBudda]

Granted but half way through the first band the show gets shut down due to violent riots through out the city so your state puts a ban on all concerts.

I wish i could travel between parellel universes...

 

[XDC Dresden]

Granted but you get stuck in a universe without Xbox and never get to play again.

I wish I could be invisible for one day.

 

[XGC BoomBoomPow]

Granted, but while you are invisible your realize it is no different than being married.

I wish I had an IQ of 180.