Ms Intoxicating

I love this Clan <3

Optimist: The Glass is Half Full

Pessimist: The Glass is Half Empty

Me: There's room for Vodka!!!

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the reason i have trust issues.

IMPOSSIBILITES IN THE WORLD

1. U can't count your hair
2. U can't wash your eyes with soap
3. U cant breathe when your tongue is out.
Put your tongue back in your mouth fool.

10 Things i know About you.....

1.Your reading thins.
2.Your human.
3.You cant say the letter "p" without seperating your lips.
4.You just Attempted to do it.
6.You are laughing at yourself.
7.You have a Smile on your face and you skipped No.5
8.You just checked to see if there is a No.5
9.You laughed at this because you are an idiot& everyone does it too.
10.You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it....

Playing Xbox

And Making you Cry.