GIVE ME QUESTIONS, I GIVE YOU ANSWERS

[CONSIG]

i guess if no one else is goin to, ill post another question.

why is no one asking the ole wise redneck any questions?

 

[XGC REDNECK XI]

They cant handle the truth! lol

 

[Gingersaurus]

I have a question.

What posses people to become rodeo clowns? Personally, I am more afraid of them than any rodeo animal.

 

[XGC ENIALAS]

how many licks does it take to actually get to the center of a tootsie roll pop ol great redneck

 

[XGC EMERY]

where do babies come from?

 

[XGC REDNECK XI]

I have a question.

What posses people to become rodeo clowns? Personally, I am more afraid of them than any rodeo animal.

The rush and sense of selfworth. Being a rodeo clown is protecting the lives of the fallen bull riders and trying to keep ones self safe at the same time. It is a very tough job that many find rewarding.

 

[XGC REDNECK XI]

how many licks does it take to actually get to the center of a tootsie roll pop ol great redneck

on average 673 licks.

 

[XGC REDNECK XI]

where do babies come from?

swans bring them to peoples doorsteps early in the morning hours wrapped in blankets lying in a picnic basket.

 

[XGC Typhoon]

if aliens are of a "smarter being" why do they abduct the dumbest people?

 

[XGC xTFLEMx XI]

Why does XGC x0 0 7x XI talk so much?

 

[XGC Typhoon]

if you choke a smurff what color would it turn?

 

[XGC Typhoon]

why do banks chain the pens to the counter but leave the vault wide open?

 

[XGC Typhoon]

how come a pizza can get to your house faster than the police?

 

[XGC ENIALAS]

Y is halo odst 60 dollars if u already have halo?

 

[XGC REDNECK XI]

if aliens are of a "smarter being" why do they abduct the dumbest people?

because they dont have to put as much effort into abducting them. They simply offer them a twinky to take a ride.

 

[XGC REDNECK XI]

Why does XGC x0 0 7x XI talk so much?

He either has alot to say, or has ADHD.

 

[XGC REDNECK XI]

if you choke a smurff what color would it turn?

purple. everyone knows that!

 

[XGC REDNECK XI]

how come a pizza can get to your house faster than the police?

the pizza delivery man gets tips. The policeman doesnt.

 

[XGC REDNECK XI]

Y is halo odst 60 dollars if u already have halo?

it was originally going to be a $10 add on. Then they realized if they added a new campaign, people would pay $60. And so it was done.

 

[CONSIG]

the pizza delivery man gets tips. The policeman doesnt.

that is freakin hilarious.

Why cant Modern Warfare 2 come out tomorrow?