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[DaBearsA7X0117]

^ The golfers?
< Favorie non-Blackhawk player is Peter Forsberg
v Also bows at Forsberg's feet for perfecting the greatest shootout move EVER

 

[XGC Coleslaw XI]

^ semin should be noted for having the worst shootout move (he tripped over his own two feet and fell face first into the goalie the other night
< kovalchuk was my fav. non penguin player, but he's a devil now maybe it's luca caputi now
v has to work over the weekend?

 

[DaBearsA7X0117]

^ Looking for job cuz I got my permit
< Can't find a good club at the moment
v Wants to recruit me

 

[XGC Coleslaw XI]

^ yup
< join XG club and recruit people to it
v has a golf club

 

[DaBearsA7X0117]

^ I DID make conferences for golf this year as a Freshman
< Failed at Conferences
v Has a handicap above 15

 

[XGC Coleslaw XI]

^ is a better golfer than i
< has a big enough handicap to golf out of a wheelchair
v must enjoy happy gilmore

 

[DaBearsA7X0117]

^ How could you NOT like Happy Gilmore
< Hates NHL 10 glitch goal N00BS
v "You wanna go old man?"

 

[XGC Coleslaw XI]

^ the price is wrong
< the price is right
v your fingerpaintings suck

 

[DaBearsA7X0117]

^ Just a silly h8er
< Has a 1 GAA on 9 shots in gym class hockey with no pads
v Wishes they were me

 

[XGC Coleslaw XI]

^ that's under .900 save percentage
< was a legend in gym class hockey (even though a fat kid)
v was never kicked out of the game in gym class hockey

 

[DaBearsA7X0117]

^ Well I didn't whack anyone in the face (ALthough I did GET whacked once)
< Although under .9 SV%, can still wreck you any day
v Wants to get wrecked

 

[XGC Coleslaw XI]

^2 minute minor for wrecking
< got a game misconduct and ejected from a high school gym hockey match, but i was the one bleeding
v still under .900 save percentage

 

[DaBearsA7X0117]

^ No made 13 saves against the best team and only gave up 1
< Godly
v Player Disconnecting

 

[XGC Coleslaw XI]

^ changing his story
< rebooted
v gonna get stand-byed

 

[DaBearsA7X0117]

^ Go ahead little big man!
< AM NOT changing story, that was the next day. Today I had a 6 save shutout
v Is watching NCAA Tourney

 

[XGC Coleslaw XI]

^ sure
< doesn't watch non contact sports (except curling during the olypmics) and basketball is a non contact sport
v watches soap operas

 

[DaBearsA7X0117]

^ Only Days of Our Lives
< Is only partly amused by the Tourney
v CURLING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Teh worst sport of ALL time

 

[XGC Coleslaw XI]

^ curling > baseball
< watched the captain of the danish women's curling team (she's a part time topless model as well)
v just found out curling is more interesting than they thought

 

[DaBearsA7X0117]

^ FEMALE curling, but only when they have no tops on
< Wants to know the name of the curler above
v The answer is.....

 

[XGC Coleslaw XI]

^ she doesnt need a name
< doesnt know her name
v still wants to know her name