A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a ***
>bar.
> "What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink."
>
> When the *** waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the
>name
> of
> your willy?" The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I
> want is
>
> a drink."
>
> The *** waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell
>me
> the
> name of your willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the slogan
> 'Just
> Do It.'
>
> The guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because "It
> really
> Satisfies."
>
> The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give
> him a
> second to think it over.
>
> So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a
>beer,
>
> "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?" The man looks back and says with
>a
> smile, "TIMEX." The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella
>proudly
> replies, " 'Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!"
>
> A little shaken, the cowboy turns too the two fella's on his right,
>who
> happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita, and says, "So, what do you
>guys
>
> call yours?" The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD,
> because" Quality is Job One" Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford
> lately?"
>
> The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY.....'Like a Rock!"
> And
> gives a wink!
>
> Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes
> up
> with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender and
> exclaims, "The name of my willy is SECRET. Now give me a beer."
>
> The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled
>look
> asks, "Why Secret?"
> The cowboy says, "Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!!!